Plea to a Feminazi

Leave

Me

Alone

Let me make a nice home

I can, just like you

Fill a man's big ole shoe

But remember, dear wench

Heels get sexier inch by inch

I don't like to mow the lawn

I'd much rather

Get it on

Then say 'Honey, the grass

is looking rather long'

Bake a pie

Try it once

You won't die

Unspike your hair

Wear a skirt just to there

Throw some pearls on that neck

Gloria Steinem? What the heck

Even she could have used

Some cleavage and some rouge

Don't tell me I've no respect

Because the further we inspect

We'll see a man take more kindly

To a push up bra

Than a broad

who chops his johnson off

Yes,

Let the men keep their balls

I don't like sports at all

I know you would claim

I'm truly a shame

To all women who talk or stand

But what good is "Equal to a man"

If you cannot understand

The true power of Feminine.