A Slim Mistake

I'm often subjected to the wailed claims of thin women that they're too fat. Now, I know they expect the fat person in the room to chime in with a you're-half-my-ass compliment, but why? It's really not my fault that when you gain weight your ass gets bigger and your boobs get saggier. When I gain weight my ass gets juicier and my boobs get vavoomier. That's how I choose to see it and it has worked for me thus far. I'm not saying that I think that being fat is the best thing for my body. I am aware of the consequences of carrying extra weight around on my small frame. But, I figure I don't smoke cigarettes and don't do any injectable or snortable narcotics, don't take part in donkey shows, so I'm doing my part. If you are a fat woman who has also been on the receiving end of this bait, why not take it? Except instead of saying, "No way, you're totally not fat! Now I'm fat" say something like, "if you're unhappy with your body, why don't you do something about it". Stick that in your fatty pipe and smoke it.